Who Sang Man in the Boat? The Macc Lads
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Release information
Release Date: 1990
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk/Pub Rock
length: 2:35
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
background vocals: Stez Styx and The Beater
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
Lyrics
Her t__s hung low, but her a___ was flabbier,
My fingers went in search of the pouting l____,
Smelled dead strong, I thought I'll have a bit of this,
And my tongue went looking for the c___oris,
(His tongue went looking for the c___oris),
My tongue went looking for the c___oris
Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it.
The b______'s disappeared, she must be faking,
Its like trying to find a bean in ten pounds of bacon,
Loads of hair and uncooked mutton,
There's no sign of a little pink b___on,
(There's no sign of a little pink b___on),
There's no sign of a little pink b___on.
Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it.
She turned over to watch Eastenders,
There must be a diagram someone could lend us,
Tried further up, got no reaction,
Trust a b_____ woman to have such a contraption,
(Trust a b_____ woman to have such a contraption)
Trust a b_____ woman to have such a contraption.
Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it.
©1989 The Macc Lads
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My fingers went in search of the pouting l____,
Smelled dead strong, I thought I'll have a bit of this,
And my tongue went looking for the c___oris,
(His tongue went looking for the c___oris),
My tongue went looking for the c___oris
Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it.
The b______'s disappeared, she must be faking,
Its like trying to find a bean in ten pounds of bacon,
Loads of hair and uncooked mutton,
There's no sign of a little pink b___on,
(There's no sign of a little pink b___on),
There's no sign of a little pink b___on.
Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it.
She turned over to watch Eastenders,
There must be a diagram someone could lend us,
Tried further up, got no reaction,
Trust a b_____ woman to have such a contraption,
(Trust a b_____ woman to have such a contraption)
Trust a b_____ woman to have such a contraption.
Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it.
©1989 The Macc Lads
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