Who Sang Man in the Boat? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads The Beer Necessities cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1990
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk/Pub Rock
length: 2:35
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
background vocals: Stez Styx and The Beater
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
Lyrics
Her t__s hung low, but her a___ was flabbier,
My fingers went in search of the pouting l____,
Smelled dead strong, I thought I'll have a bit of this,
And my tongue went looking for the c___oris,
(His tongue went looking for the c___oris),
My tongue went looking for the c___oris

Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it.

The b______'s disappeared, she must be faking,
Its like trying to find a bean in ten pounds of bacon,
Loads of hair and uncooked mutton,
There's no sign of a little pink b___on,
(There's no sign of a little pink b___on),
There's no sign of a little pink b___on.

Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it.

She turned over to watch Eastenders,
There must be a diagram someone could lend us,
Tried further up, got no reaction,
Trust a b_____ woman to have such a contraption,
(Trust a b_____ woman to have such a contraption)
Trust a b_____ woman to have such a contraption.

Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it - where's the man in the boat?,
Can't f___ing find it.

©1989 The Macc Lads

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Tracklist
CD 1
  • 1 Alcohol
  • 2 Germans
  • 3 Fellatio Nelson
  • 4 Desperate Dan
  • 5 Grease Stop
  • 6 Apprentice Dentist
  • 7 Man in the Boat
  • 8 Newcy Brown
  • 9 McCavity
  • 10 Chester Zoo
  • 11 Naughty Boy
  • 12 Mister Methane
  • 13 More Tea Vicar?
  • 14 Two Stroke Eddie
  • 15 Animal Testing
  • 16 Don’t Fear the Sweeper
  • 17 Poodles

  • Release information
    label: Hectic House Records
    country(area): United Kingdom
    format: CD
    barcode: 5018963301404
    script: Latin