Who Sang McCavity? The Macc Lads
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Release information
Release Date: 1990
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk/Pub Rock
length: 1:55
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
background vocals: Stez Styx and The Beater
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
Lyrics
He's harder than nails, tougher than bricks,
(Weighs nine stones with muscles in his s___),
Karate king, kung-fu master,
(Shaves with a plane, he's a f___ing hard b______),
He's filled more holes than a JCB,
(So don't you f___ with...)
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity.
He won't pat dogs, he eats dead cats,
(He'll rip your b______s off and stuff them up your c___),
He's had a b_______ off an alligator,
(He likes to w___ with an old cheese grater),
He's got all the crack begging on their knees,
They say: (I'll bend down, you fill....)
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity.
When he's necked his pint, he'll eat the glass,
(He can smoke a million smelly French f__s),
He can splash Brute all over his b______s,
(f___ off you c___, nothing rhymes with that)
Oh er right you are!
He can drink beer with a high specific gravity,
(Thank f___ for that, coz it rhymes with...)
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity.
©1990 The Macc Lads
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(Weighs nine stones with muscles in his s___),
Karate king, kung-fu master,
(Shaves with a plane, he's a f___ing hard b______),
He's filled more holes than a JCB,
(So don't you f___ with...)
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity.
He won't pat dogs, he eats dead cats,
(He'll rip your b______s off and stuff them up your c___),
He's had a b_______ off an alligator,
(He likes to w___ with an old cheese grater),
He's got all the crack begging on their knees,
They say: (I'll bend down, you fill....)
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity.
When he's necked his pint, he'll eat the glass,
(He can smoke a million smelly French f__s),
He can splash Brute all over his b______s,
(f___ off you c___, nothing rhymes with that)
Oh er right you are!
He can drink beer with a high specific gravity,
(Thank f___ for that, coz it rhymes with...)
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity,
McCavity.
©1990 The Macc Lads
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