Naughty Boy Lyrics - The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads The Beer Necessities cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1990
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk/Pub Rock
length: 1:41
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
background vocals: Stez Styx and The Beater
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
composer: Tristran O’Neill, Geoffrey Conning, Steven Hatton
lyricist: Tristran O’Neill
When he finally got a snog, he left a spider in his gob, and she ran off with a squeal. He found a
dogshit in the street, she wondered where he'd put it, then she found it in her gusset, maggots in
her chicken tikka, he poured Blue Stratos down her knickers. She went to drop a log, there was clingfilm on the bog, and she didn't find it funny, coz her a___ was wet and runny, but its just a little joke, and he offered her a smoke, then the f___ing f__ explodes, he runs laughing down the road.
Naughtiest boy in the world
He put your windows through, coz you'd beaten him at pool, fills your tea with senakot, you spend
a weekend on the bog, when you've pebble-dashed the bowl, you find he's nicked the toilet roll,
and you run out of the loo, with your a___ covered in poo, and you've got your trousers down, you
find he's brought the neighbours round, and your bottom's brown and bare, there's a rope across
the stairs, you go crashing down two floors, he runs laughing out the door.
Naughtiest boy in the world

Who p___ed in your newcy brown?
Who let your tyres down?
Who put vomit in your custard?
Smeared the cat's a___ with mustard?
Who put ratshit in your hat?
Who's a nasty little t___?

©1990 The Macc Lads

CD 1
  • 1 Alcohol
  • 2 Germans
  • 3 Fellatio Nelson
  • 4 Desperate Dan
  • 5 Grease Stop
  • 6 Apprentice Dentist
  • 7 Man in the Boat
  • 8 Newcy Brown
  • 9 McCavity
  • 10 Chester Zoo
  • 11 Naughty Boy
  • 12 Mister Methane
  • 13 More Tea Vicar?
  • 14 Two Stroke Eddie
  • 15 Animal Testing
  • 16 Don’t Fear the Sweeper
  • 17 Poodles