Who Sang Newcy Brown? The Macc Lads

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Release information
Release Date: 1990
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk/Pub Rock
length: 3:01
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
background vocals: Stez Styx and The Beater
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
composer: Tristran O’Neill, Geoffrey Conning, Steven Hatton
lyricist: Tristran O’Neill
"How you doing, pal? Mind if I bother you? Me bird's b_____ed off in a BMW.
The c___ had a suit on, old enough to be her dad, I'd like to kick his b______s
To Bollington and back."
Don't be a plank, she wasn't worth a w___, we'll go up town, we'll go down the Crown
You can buy a round of
Newcy Brown. There's loads more pebbles on the beach
Newcy Brown. There's loads more cobbles on the street
Newcy Brown. But did the b____ have massive t__s?

"She was the best looking woman in all of Macclesfield,
She wouldn't talk to my pork, and her c___ lips were sealed
She couldn't give a s___ about me, but she could give a toss
She had the best pair of melons I've ever come across."

Don't be a fool, she wouldn't suck your tool,
Don't be a clown, we'll go down the Crown, you can buy a round of
Newcy Brown. There's loads more carrots in the sick
Newcy Brown. There's loads more hairs around me d___
Newcy Brown. If the bag don't bonk then you f___ them off.

Don't f___ing whinge, she had a sweaty minge, we've all banged her clout,
You're missing nowt, buy another round of
Newcy Brown. There's loads more insects on the dog
Newcy Brown. There's loads more p___s around the bog
Newcy Brown. I'd rather s___ a colostomy bag.

©1990 The Macc Lads

CD 1
  • 1 Alcohol
  • 2 Germans
  • 3 Fellatio Nelson
  • 4 Desperate Dan
  • 5 Grease Stop
  • 6 Apprentice Dentist
  • 7 Man in the Boat
  • 8 Newcy Brown
  • 9 McCavity
  • 10 Chester Zoo
  • 11 Naughty Boy
  • 12 Mister Methane
  • 13 More Tea Vicar?
  • 14 Two Stroke Eddie
  • 15 Animal Testing
  • 16 Don’t Fear the Sweeper
  • 17 Poodles