Who Sang Now He’s a Poof? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1985
length: 2:37
producer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
vocal: The Beater and Stez Styx
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
Lyrics
Get stuffed you arse bandit.
One of me best mates,
He come from Macc,
And we used to go out pulling crack,
Now we know it were just a farce,
'cause he's got spunk dribbling out of his arse.
He's got scabs from stalking other men,
We're never going to talk to him again,
He's gone all nesh and he's making us sick,
We wouldn't give him cheese off us dicks.
Now he's a poof, we can't handle it.
Now he's a poof, he does spermy shits.
Now he's a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits.
He's gone to pot and he's shaved his head,
He's got some black bloke sleeping in his bed,
AIDS and herpes, he's got 'em,
The evidence is written all over his bottom.
Now he's never in the pub, now he's no fun,
He's got sores and scabs all over his bum.
We'll have to pin him down on the deck
And pour some Boddies down his ****ing neck.
Alright?
'cause he's a poof, he drinks lemonade,
Now he's a poof, and he's full of AIDS,
Now he's a poof, and he likes his buttocks splayed....
Now he's a poof, he's a ****in' slob,
Now he's a poof, he's got a shitty nob,
Now he's a poof, he's got spunk all over his gob....
Now he's a poof, he's a ****ing queer,
Now he's a poof, he's got gonarhea
Now he's a poof, he can't hold his ****ing beer.
Now he's a poof, he's an arse bandit,
Now he's a poof, he does spermy shits,
Now he's a poof, and he doesn't like to feel girl's ****.
Now he's a poof, we can't handle it,
Now he's a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits,
He's a poof, he's a ****ing queer arse bandit,
He's a ****ing poof, he drinks lemonade,
For Christ's sake he's a poof, he likes his buttocks splayed,
He's a poof, he's ****ing going to spread AIDS all over the world,
Kill the bastard....

Tracklist
12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 The Lads From Macc
  • 2 Beer & Sex & Chips ’n’ Gravy
  • 3 Boddies
  • 4 Sweaty Betty
  • 5 England′s Glory
  • 6 Blackpool
  • 7 Miss Macclesfield
  • 8 God’s Gift to Women
  • 9 Get Weavin’
  • 10 Now He’s a Poof
  • 11 Nagasaki Sauce
  • 12 Saturday Night
  • 13 Buenos Aires
  • 14 Charlotte
  • 15 Failure With Girls
  • 16 Do You Love Me?
  • 17 Dan’s Underpant
  • 18 Twenty Pints
  • 19 The Macc Lads Party

  • Release information
    label: FM
    country(area): United Kingdom
    format: 12" Vinyl
    script: Latin