Who Sang Torremolinos? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads Bitter, Fit Crack cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1987
length: 2:38
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
drums (drum set): Chorley The Hord
vocal: Chorley The Hord and The Beater
Lyrics
Flew out of Ringway, BOAC, spent a packet on duty-free
Got our passports and we had our shots, just hope its not too f___ing hot
Got dead p___ed-up on the plane, couldn't wait to get to Spain
The crumpet was so fit I nearly came
We all went down Torremolinos, I pulled this bird from Pontefract
I got a big red ring round the base of my p____
It wasn't Boots 17, and that's a fact
She was just dirty, it was a Club 18-30

We went round nicking from tourist shops,
Stez Styx went battering greasy wops
Beater complained about the lousy beer
Chorley ate paella, he got diarrhoea
k___by's looking at the t__s, Barrel's eating egg and chips
Don't drink the water, it'll give you the s___s

We all went down Costa Blanca, Stez pulled this bird from Prestatyn (press that in)
But he didn't pull it out, he's a f___ing w___er,
Now half the kids in Wales look like him
She was just dirty, it was a Club 18-30

Tracklist
12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 Barrel’s Round
  • 2 Guess Me Weight
  • 3 Uncle Knobby
  • 4 Maid of Ale
  • 5 Dan’s Big Log
  • 6 Got to Be Gordon’s
  • 7 Bitter, Fit Crack
  • 8 Julie the Schooly
  • 9 Doctor, Doctor
  • 10 Torremolinos
  • 11 Al O’Peesha
  • 12 Feed Your Face

  • Release information
    label: FM
    country(area): United Kingdom
    format: 12" Vinyl
    script: Latin