Who Sang Two Stroke Eddie? The Macc Lads

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Release information
Release Date: 1990
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk/Pub Rock
length: 2:35
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Stella Strict
background vocals: Stez Styx and The Beater
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
composer: Tristran O’Neill, Geoffrey Conning, Steven Hatton
lyricist: Tristran O’Neill
Female Vocals

"Hey is that Eddie's c__ your wearing?"
"Uh huh"
"Gee it must be great riding him?"
"Uh er"

He pulled up on a Yammy 750,
I got all wet, my b___ocks started shifting,
I gave him a wink, I said: "Buy us a drink?"
I got a double brandy and c__e,
He said: "Come outside, we'll go for a ride."
I gave his leather trousers a stroke,
Two stroke Eddie,
Two stroke Eddie.

I told him straight away I wanted porking,
(Tell us about the size of his pole)
He only had an inch, and that was foreskin,
(Sounds like he was hung like a vole)
The ugly t___ finished in two seconds flat,
He had a problem with his timing,
The fat, spotty b__ asked me if I'd come,
He's not worth the crust off my gusset lining,
Two-stroke Eddie,
Two-stroke Eddie.

I couldn't give a toss about his size, dear,
(You're a f___ing lying s___)
Two-stroke Eddie couldn't touch the sides, dear,
(He didn't even have half a foot)
He just made a mess all over my dress,
I didn't even know he'd been in,
Then he had the cheek to ask to see me next week,
I wouldn't give him cheese off my quim,
Two-stroke Eddie,
Two-stroke Eddie.

Two-stroke Eddie,
Two-stroke Eddie,
Two-stroke Eddie.

© The Macc Lads


CD 1
  • 1 Alcohol
  • 2 Germans
  • 3 Fellatio Nelson
  • 4 Desperate Dan
  • 5 Grease Stop
  • 6 Apprentice Dentist
  • 7 Man in the Boat
  • 8 Newcy Brown
  • 9 McCavity
  • 10 Chester Zoo
  • 11 Naughty Boy
  • 12 Mister Methane
  • 13 More Tea Vicar?
  • 14 Two Stroke Eddie
  • 15 Animal Testing
  • 16 Don’t Fear the Sweeper
  • 17 Poodles