Who Sang Ugly Women? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads From Beer to Eternity cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1989
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk
producer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
background vocals: Phil “Fast Fret” McCavity and Chorley The Hord
guitar: Phil “Fast Fret” McCavity
drums (drum set): Chorley The Hord
composer: Tristran O’Neill, Charles Moore, Phillip Turner
lyricist: Tristran O’Neill
Just take a look over there,
Is that one fit with the long dark hair?
Well she's got to be a mucky tart,
Her mate looks like a madman's horse.
Can I have the fit one?
Oh, don't be boring,
Me knob's gone deaf, it's one foot long, I've had it up since Monday.
Thank God for ugly women, all the boilers bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a shag they invented alcohol.
Thank God for ugly women, all the boilers bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a shag they invented alcohol.
She had a face a pig wouldn't lick,
Complextion like a bag of sick.
And underneath her hanging gut,
An alsation with it's windpipe cut.
Real fish in her fishnets, all squashed in a paste,
Two inch thick soles and between her legs a very smelly place.
Thank God for ugly women, all the boilers bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a shag they invented alcohol.
(Repeat to end)

Tracklist
12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 Alton Towers
  • 2 Geordy Girl
  • 3 Bloik!
  • 4 No Sheep ’til Buxton
  • 5 All Day Drinking
  • 6 Tab After Tab
  • 7 Lucy Lastic
  • 8 My Pub
  • 9 Dead Cat
  • 10 Lady Muck
  • 11 Gordon’s Revenge
  • 12 Pie Taster
  • 13 Dan’s Round Us ’andbag
  • 14 Ben Nevis
  • 15 Fluffy Pup
  • 16 Stoppy Back
  • 17 Ugly Women