Who Sang Uncle Knobby? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads Bitter, Fit Crack cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1987
length: 3:08
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
vocal: The Beater
composer: Tristran O’Neill, Geoffrey Conning, Steven Hatton
lyricist: Tristran O’Neill
My name is Uncle k___by, I hang around primary schools
Underneath my raincoat, I'm always totally nude
I show my navel fluff collection to lots of fully-clothed men
I get a full erection, and have to rush to the gents

Ooh! Uncle k___by, can't we please go home?
Why do you hide in the bushes? What have you done with our clothes?

I introduce my p____ to hamsters, gerbils and mice
I like to read Fiesta, and peek at the reader's wives

Ooh! Uncle k___by, where's our special treat?
Why do you keep taking pictures and sniffing our bicycle seats?

I grummidge in my portfolio, which is full of Tampax ads
I look up my own bottom with mirrors from ladies' handbags

Ooh! Uncle k___by, can't we please go home?
We've never seen any d____s, we don't want to wear pantyhose
Ooh! Uncle k___by, Why have you smeared us with cake?
We don't like standing in custard, and we don't want to play with your snake.

12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 Barrel’s Round
  • 2 Guess Me Weight
  • 3 Uncle Knobby
  • 4 Maid of Ale
  • 5 Dan’s Big Log
  • 6 Got to Be Gordon’s
  • 7 Bitter, Fit Crack
  • 8 Julie the Schooly
  • 9 Doctor, Doctor
  • 10 Torremolinos
  • 11 Al O’Peesha
  • 12 Feed Your Face