Too $hort - Paula & Janet 歌詞

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オリジナル盤発売日: 1990-8-21
length: 2:38
producer: DJ Pooh
歌詞
*****! That's a trademark

I was at my house not doing anything
Half past ten I heard the phone ring
When I picked it up, I said "Hello?"
The ***** spoke up and said "What's up ho?"
I said, "*****, if you're fine it's my ****"
Enough playing, who the **** is this?
She said "Janet" I said "Oh"
Met the ***** last week at my show
I told her "Call me" and I gave her my card
She talked dirty and my **** got hard
That night I ****ed the ***** three times straight
Next night we made another date
I gave a concert and she came backstage
**** a *****, I'm trying to get paid
But that puusy squeezed tighter than a vice grip
****ed around and met this other *****
Right out the back I told her "***** let's go"
Took the ***** to my limo even though
Her friend said I'm ugly, I ain't even fresh
She told her friend they **** the best
Rushed the ***** to the back seat
She pulled up her skirt and ****ed the **** out of me
She said her name was Paula, ***** turned me out
Took my **** out the *****, let me cum in her mouth
She kept sucking like a veteran, I couldn't handle it
The limo door opened, it was Janet
She jumped in the car, they started kissing and ****
I kicked back and let 'em have this ****
I told the driver "Take me straight home"
Then called my partner on the car phone
I said "I'll hook you with a bad-*** *****"
Come to my house and don't even trip
He came over and we served the hoes
****ed the *****es like gigalos
Paula and Janet will make you wet in your pants
But to me, they're just two more tramps
With some good *** **********ing *****, no ****

Short Dog's in the **********ing house and I ain't even tripping, *****

曲目リスト
CD 1
  • 1 $hort Dog’s in the House
  • 2 It’s Your Life
  • 3 The Ghetto
  • 4 Short but Funky
  • 5 In the Oaktown
  • 6 Dead or Alive
  • 7 Punk Bitch
  • 8 Ain’t Nothin’ but a Word to Me
  • 9 Hard on the Boulevard
  • 10 Pimpology
  • 11 Paula & Janet
  • 12 Rap Like Me
  • 13 The Ghetto (reprise)