Who Sang Fuck on the First Date? Twiztid

Twiztid Freek Show cover art
Release information
Release Date: 2000-10-31
Genre: Hip Hop Rock
Style: Horrorcore
length: 3:41
Hi! My name's Lisa
I'm what some people call a s__ addict
I mean just because I like to have s__ with alot of boys
It doesn't make me a freak, ok?
I mean, yeah I like to do a doggy style
And suck c___ and all that you know?
I mean I usually just tell 'em
Pull that m____fucka out and let me see it
Get started...

Now let me introduce myself as the man
f___in' every b____ in the world that says I can
And I won't even play with b____es that don't f___
All I know, you could be a dud with your nuts clow
And I don't need all the stress and all the games
And all the callin' me names
And your frontin' like your sayin, b____
You ain't s___ but a hoe and the trickin'
All your good for is hopefully f___in' and suckin' d___
Wanna blame it on my music?
Well that will never happen
Cuz I was f___in' hoes like you before the rappin'
Don't get me the slighter on that a__ and b___cheeks
And keep my d___ the splashin' c__ on bed sheets
I'm a lunatic weirdo lookin' to the laid
Any hookers here tonight is lookin' to get paid?
f___ that, I won't spend no nickle on no a__
I don't even want no stankin' b____, stankin' by my cash

[x2]
b____, I'mma c__ outta' the pants
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting that a__
Your callin' me a freak sayin' I'm going too fast
But if you dont f___ on the first date I'm leavin' that a__

b____ with them big lips
I'm a young n____
With crazy f___in' my hemps
And I can make you do thangs your afraid to do
And by the end of the night you want me to f___ you
Hey b____ that's a nice a__
Let me see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance
Got me arousing in my pants and a pitch in the tent
It's just a video camera no need to get upset
Hey b____ do you like s__?
Well me too
I'mma pull my d___ out and this is what we gonna do
f___ till the sun comes up and fall asleep
Leaving pusss battered and brused and numb for weeks
You say you never sucked d___, a minor obstical
Just pretend that my d___ is a popsicle
And lick it all on the sides and tip
You got creamsickle fillin' on your tongue and lips
UHHhhh...

[x2]
b____, I'mma c__ outta' the pants
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting that a__
Your callin' me a freak sayin' I'm going too fast
But if you dont f___ on the first date I'm leavin' that a__

You can tell it from the getgo b____, I ain't the one
And stricly for your info b____, you ain't the bomb
I done f___ed many two and three hoes at the time
And the most hoes I f___ in one night is like five
DAAAAMN...
You can say I'm addicted to s__
But if you know my sleeze then you know I'm addicted to death
Monoxide f___in' b____es left to right
Let a killa know, if your f___in' tonight

Hey b____, do you shave your peach?
I can check cause your beaver is within my arm reach
Leavin' a rash on my c___
Burned up, cradle, and duds are icey hots
Hey b____, would you finger your box?
And rub the b___ of a n____ name madrox
Half hour killa with an hour worth a d___
So do you wanna f___? Hey you, hey b____...

[x2]
b____, I'mma c__ outta' my pants
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting that a__
Your callin' me a freak sayin' I'm going too fast
But if you dont f___ on the first date I'm leavin' that a__

You stupid b____, what the f___ do you think this is?
I take you out to dinner maybe to a movie
And you don't wanna f___?
Who the f___ do you think you are m____fuckin' Liz Claybourn b____?
I don't like that s___ and I don't like you
So if you ain't f___in, you need to bounce, b____
That's for my mods
I'm lookin' for a__, money, and dead s___

Tracklist
CD 1
  • 1 Intro
  • 2 Mutant X
  • 3 We Don’t Die
  • 4 Fall Apart
  • 5 Fuck on the First Date
  • 6 Do You Really Know?
  • 7 Leave Me Alone
  • 8 People Are Strange
  • 9 All I Ever Wanted
  • 10 I Wanna Be…
  • 11 Bagz
  • 12 Wut the Dead Like
  • 13 Empty
  • 14 Where Itz Goin Down
  • 15 Broken Wingz
  • 16 Maniac Killa
  • 17 Different
  • 18 I’m Alright