Who Sang The Mind Explodes (remaster)? Ultraklystron

Release information
Release Date: 2007
length: 3:27
Science fiction double feature / no it's horror tonight
Chainsaw threw creatures / for sarcastic fright
Cliche villains are slain / only to come back again
Because sequels are easier / for hack-writers to pen
And Uwe Boll can direct it / shoot it in Vancouver
Rotten Tomatos says it / sucks hard like a Hoover
Bites like a vampire / with loli-goth cat ears
Who calls you Oni-sama / to aleve your fears
Then gives you a hickey / and makes you her slave
You become a night owl / whose addicted to raves
Incinerate in daylight / if you don't behave
Though if you're Vampire-ama / then you'll be her fave
But back to the point / Uwe Boll is the wackest
Need MST3K / to come back and attack this
Pathetic excuse / for a movie maker
Should be rolled like / oats made by the quakers
I have a Chamber of Secrets and Video Tapes
All old horror films all in excellent shape
Bootlegged off the late night broadcasts
Or stolen off public domain podcasts

I saw of the House of the Dead / Made wish me I was dead
"I want my 6 bucks back" / I repeatedly said
Wanted to catch Kill Bill / but my friends wouldn't pay
More than the cost / of a cheap matinee
The experience was brutal / like making patee
A concussion would have / made for a better day
Granted I take issue / with most horror films
Most seem so generic / fired in the same kiln
Made from the same clay / spun on the same wheel
Cliched wack stories / made for mass appeal
I could cut together clips / from seventy different reels
And it would still be congruent / and evenly keeled
But some of it shines / and truely horrifies
Scares you to death as / it rips out your eyes
Haunts you curses you / through and through out the eve
Leaves you so paranoid / you're unable to breath

  • 1 Broken Sutures
  • 2 Girls With Glasses
  • 3 Cosplay-Free Saturday
  • 4 Shoujo n' Shonen
  • 5 Hearts Bangin
  • 6 Well That's Moe
  • 7 Chocolat Cay-kee
  • 8 Amour
  • 9 Sunlight
  • 10 Home
  • 11 Girls With Glasses (reprise)
  • 12 Front to the Back (K-Beam remix)
  • 13 So Long Kids (remix)
  • 14 Scenester Blues (remaster)
  • 15 Opensource Lyricist (remix)
  • 16 The Mind Explodes (remaster)
  • 17 Cuteness (remix)
  • 18 Gleam
  • 19 Hit Reply (remix)
  • 20 Nerd Slangin'

  • Release information
    country(area): United States
    script: Latin