Who Sang Well That's Moe? Ultraklystron

Release information
Release Date: 2007
length: 3:22
Lyrics
v1.
Moe charas everywhere / all you need's right mindset
Overanalyze their hair / and you'll quickly find it
The moephile attitude / makes akiba profits
Drives otakus insane / for underage moppets
Even nerdcore hiphop kids / are hard-pressed to stop it
Moe's explodin' like acne / you wanna to pop it
But marketable mcs like me / simply cop it
But standard's asks me to crop it / so I photoshop it
Out of my pictures / or rather my artwork
But the removal of moe / really makes my heart smirk
I really can't actually support / this Freudian train wreck
Supported by oddballs / with screennames from Star Trek
Picard13 has some / pics that are pure dreck
I hate that party van stuff / I'll just do my mic check
This moe mentality / leaves your mind's eye pecked
It's clearly immoral / and utterly suspect

ch.
She's twenty-one but looks twelve? Well that's moe~~!
She's an adorable demon from hell? Well that's moe~~!
She's a mascot chara for Shell? Well that's moe~~!
She's a magical girl from CLAMP? Then scream "hoe~~!"
She's a maid and a childhood friend? Well that's moe~~!
She's actually just pretend? Well that's moe~~!
She's psychopathic again? Well that's moe~~!
She's a magical girl from CLAMP? Then scream "hoe~~!"
v2.
Mahou shoujo is moe / and it doesn't hurt
Because what's better / than girls in mini-skirts
Wait, maybe bike shorts / yeah, that's moe also
Only independence / makes moe false yo
So, who here is ready to step / up to the plate
And scream out loud / "moe's totally great?"
Not a person in the house / well thank you Kami
If you had spoken up / I'd have called your mommy
Cause nothing says wack / like the moephile's crack
It buries your soul / in surrealist plague
That is to say / your perspectives so destroyed
You're falling for the traps / come on they're still just boys
But you're like "come on / everyone just get with it
Who want's this CG / collection of Bridget?"
So stay away from the moe / it'll kill you man
But if things get their worst / it'll thrill you man
(ch.)x3

Tracklist
  • 1 Broken Sutures
  • 2 Girls With Glasses
  • 3 Cosplay-Free Saturday
  • 4 Shoujo n' Shonen
  • 5 Hearts Bangin
  • 6 Well That's Moe
  • 7 Chocolat Cay-kee
  • 8 Amour
  • 9 Sunlight
  • 10 Home
  • 11 Girls With Glasses (reprise)
  • 12 Front to the Back (K-Beam remix)
  • 13 So Long Kids (remix)
  • 14 Scenester Blues (remaster)
  • 15 Opensource Lyricist (remix)
  • 16 The Mind Explodes (remaster)
  • 17 Cuteness (remix)
  • 18 Gleam
  • 19 Hit Reply (remix)
  • 20 Nerd Slangin'

  • Release information
    country(area): United States
    script: Latin